That awkward moment when your new landlord asks if you and your partner are brothers and you say yes so it’s extra awkward if he ever catches you kissing.

@3 weeks ago with 2 notes

Just over a week until we get our new place. Stocking up on wine now.

@1 month ago with 2 notes

It’s my brother’s birthday, so I bought him a pipe made from lava stone and coated with 22k gold. A unique piece!

@1 month ago with 2 notes
#pipes #smoking 
I was in the back, so I just decided to have the sweetest timed jumps ever. 

I was in the back, so I just decided to have the sweetest timed jumps ever. 

@2 months ago with 4 notes

I just got Icy Hot on my balls by accident. Worst experience ever.

@2 months ago with 5 notes

My friend’s kitten wiped its ass on my favourite dinosaur shirt

@1 month ago with 6 notes
My friend’s new kittens. Want to steal.

My friend’s new kittens. Want to steal.

@1 month ago with 2 notes

The only acting gigs Adrien Brody can get is in commercials for razors now?

They could have at least thrown a Splice reference.

@2 months ago with 1 note
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New Shins makes me happy. 

@2 months ago with 18 note and 153 play
#The Shins #Bait and Switch 

Couldn’t stop dreaming about eating spoiled sandwiches

@2 months ago with 1 note